'Transition Me Elmo' could be the next hot new toy

The new Transition Me Elmo doll will introduce children "to the exciting new world of gender reassignment," reports Babylon Bee.

"If beloved characters like Elmo, Oscar the Grouch, Big Bird, and Bert & Ernie aren't trusted to teach your children who they are and what gender and sexual roles define them as human beings, then who will?" said Samantha Maltin, Chief Marketing & Brand Officer at Sesame Workshop, which is partnering with Hasbro on the new doll.

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