In A Modest Proposal, satirist Jonathan Swift proposed that poverty-stricken Irish peasants sell their children to be eaten by the rich. “A young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassée or a ragout,” he wrote. Satirically.
At a Maryland high school, students were assigned to write a Swiftian essay as part of a lesson on satire, reports Reason‘s Hit & Run blog. One diligent lad proposed solving U.S. racism by deporting blacks to the Sahara Desert.
I’d say that’s less offensive than urging the the buying, boiling and eating Irish children, but still offensive.
The district scheduled meetings “to allow students to express their opinions and say why they’re hurt, why they’re angered,” said Bob Mosier, Anne Arundel County Schools.
In a letter sent home to parents, North County High Principal Julie Cares wrote: “Just as one could argue that the content of [the original] piece was ill-advised and insensitive, such is the case with the content of the student’s piece.”
Betcha this is the last time a North County High teacher asks students to emulate Jonathan Swift.