Education Nation is Full of Narcissistic Fools, writes Math Curmudgeon in a brilliant, read-it-all rant.
For example: “I can’t learn from you if you are not willing to connect with me.”
Teachers can connect but it’s a two-way street and you’re not playing. If you can’t learn without the touchy-feely crap then you’ll never learn from Salman Khan, a computer, an online program, a disinterested presenter or any teacher who is even slightly less than your ideal of perfection. That’s a damn shame.
“Teaching by the book is not teaching. It’s just talking.”
Teaching by the book is accepting that someone smarter than I and with more time and help from his graduate students, has put together a pretty damn good calculus book. Why would I change it radically?
“Caring about each student is more important than teaching the class.”
Teaching is a profession and one that I enjoy but I am not your parent, your priest or your counselor. I am the teacher.
This is my job.
“Every young person has a dream. Your job is to help bring us closer to our dreams.”
Curmudgeon disagrees. His job is to teach math. Nor does he aspire to be a “life coach” for students, though he wishes someone would say: “Stop being a navel-gazing narcissist and grow up.”
“Us youth love all the new technologies that come out. When you acknowledge this and use technology in your teaching it makes learning much more interesting.”
I love them, too. Now get out your iPads and load up the Kindle version of the textbook and get to work. If you can’t connect to the school’s network, then set up a wi-fi hotspot off your iPhone, go to wolframalpha.com, find the answer to the first part of the question and incorporate it into the Excel spreadsheet to further analyze the problem, dump the results to Powerpoint, send it to your portable printer or convert it to one of the four acceptable electronic formats. Then, don’t send it to my email account but rather submit it to the class Moodle in the proper forum. You know how to do that, right? By the end of the week, I’ll want you to be able to explain all this and apply your knowledge to something completely different, so you need to get cracking.
“Our teachers have too many students to enable them to connect with us in they way we need them to.”
Seek out the teachers. The good ones will be there. Just wait until you get to college and have the privilege of sitting with 400 of your closest friends in a lecture hall listening to a TA with a heavy foreign accent.
“Education leaders, teachers, funders, and policy makers need to start listening to student voice in all areas including teacher evaluations.”
Nope. Until you have some experience, your “opinion” is worthless and people will blow you off. When you have that experience, you’ll find we already do listen.
“You need to love a student before you can teach a student.”
Awesomely silly. And false.
Via Darren, who’s also a math teacher rather than a parent, counselor, life coach, Facebook friend or XBox consultant.