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	<title>Joanne Jacobs</title>
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		<title>Twitter, text, talk, but no time to think</title>
		<link>http://www.joannejacobs.com/2012/02/twitter-text-talk-but-no-time-to-think/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joanne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diana Senechal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[group work]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reflection]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Republic of Noise]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[solitude]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everybody&#8217;s connected all the time, &#8220;sharing&#8221; every 140-character observation, updating each other on their latest cup of coffee, tweeting and texting. But there&#8217;s less time to think, writes Diana Senechal in her new book, Republic of Noise: The Loss of Solitude in Schools and Culture. An English teacher quotes Senechal&#8217;s critique of the stress on group work [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everybody&#8217;s connected all the time, &#8220;sharing&#8221; every 140-character observation, updating each other on their latest cup of coffee, tweeting and texting. But there&#8217;s less time to think, writes Diana Senechal in her new book, <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Republic-Noise-Solitude-Schools-Culture/dp/1610484118/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1328381813&amp;sr=1-1">Republic of Noise: The Loss of Solitude in Schools and Culture</a></em>.</p>
<p>An English teacher quotes Senechal&#8217;s <a href="http://kenc.edublogs.org/2011/12/28/finding-balance-in-the-age-of-technology/">critique of the stress on group work and collaboration</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>“Our public schools, which should encourage students to see beyond the claims of the movement, have instead caved in to the immediate demands of the larger culture and economy. Convinced that the outside world calls for collaboration, school leaders and policymakers expect teachers to incorporate group work in their lessons, the more of it the better. They do not pay enough attention to the ingredients of good collaboration: independent thought, careful pondering of a topic, knowledge of the subject, and attentive listening.</p>
<p>“One oft-touted practice in elementary school is the ‘turn and talk’ activity, where a teacher pauses in a story she is reading aloud, asks a question, and has the students talk to their partners about it. When they are done, they join hands and raise them in the air. Instead of losing themselves in the story, they must immediately contend with the reactions of their peers. Many districts require small-group activities, throughout the grades, because such activities presumably allow all student to talk in a given lesson. Those who set and enforce such policies do not consider the drawbacks of so much talk. Talk needs a counterbalance of thought; without thought, it turns into chatter.”</p></blockquote>
<p>I memorized a sonnet by Wordsworth in the 10th grade. Forty-odd years later, it stills comes to mind: <em>&#8220;The world is too much with us; late and soon. Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers . . . &#8220;</em></p>
<p>Compulsive tweeting and checking of e-mail is <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/feb/03/twitter-resist-cigarettes-alcohol-study">harder to resist than alcohol or cigarettes</a>, according to a new study.</p>
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		<title>College in high school</title>
		<link>http://www.joannejacobs.com/2012/02/college-in-high-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joanne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[College]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apprenticeship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[corporate college]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dual enrollment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job training]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Providing college classes at high school campuses present a series of challenges, writes a community college dean. Principals want to maintain their traditional schedule and authority structure. Community colleges have created &#8220;corporate colleges&#8221; that customize learn-while-you-earn training for  apprentices in local industries.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Providing <a href="http://communitycollegespotlight.org/content/college-in-high-school_8020/?preview=true">college classes at high school campuses</a> present a series of challenges, writes a community college dean. Principals want to maintain their traditional schedule and authority structure.</p>
<p>Community colleges have created <a href="http://communitycollegespotlight.org/content/corporate-colleges-train-apprentices_8031/">&#8220;corporate colleges&#8221; that customize learn-while-you-earn training for  apprentices</a> in local industries.</p>
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		<title>China bans kindergarten palm assessments</title>
		<link>http://www.joannejacobs.com/2012/02/china-bans-kindergarten-palm-assessments/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joanne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aptitude]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kindergarten]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[palm reading]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[China has banned schools from reading kindergarteners&#8217; palms &#8212; at parents&#8217; expense &#8212; to predict academic potential. Although many parents in Taiyuan, capital of Shanxi province, eagerly brought their children to be tested, some later complained about the high cost and raised questions about the testing method, which test-givers said could reveal the children&#8217;s aptitude [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>China has banned schools from <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/01/us-china-fortunetelling-idUSTRE80U09620120201">reading kindergarteners&#8217; palms</a> &#8212; at parents&#8217; expense &#8212; to predict academic potential.</p>
<blockquote><p>Although many parents in Taiyuan, capital of Shanxi province, eagerly brought their children to be tested, some later complained about the high cost and raised questions about the testing method, which test-givers said could reveal the children&#8217;s aptitude in music, mathematics and languages.</p></blockquote>
<p>Three kindergartens in the province charged 1,200 yuan ($190) per person for the tests. That&#8217;s a lot of money for the average Chinese family. That palm reading could be a viable racket says something about parents&#8217; anxiety for their children and willingness to invest in them. The one-child policy must ramp up the usual parental angst. If my kid has dull palms, should I defy the authorities and go for two?</p>
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		<title>Vice President Bin Laden</title>
		<link>http://www.joannejacobs.com/2012/02/vice-president-bin-laden/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joanne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[high school journalism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ignorance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[knowledge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lunch Scholars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Lunch Scholars, a video by two Olympia High (Washington) journalism students spotlights ignorance. Asked the state capital, students guess Seattle, even though they live in the capital city, Olympia.  What countries border the U.S.?  &#8221;Canada?&#8221; says a girl. &#8220;That&#8217;s a state. Never mind.&#8221; In what war did the U.S. gain its independence? &#8220;That war,&#8221; the Civil [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=MHtDF-z77wk">Lunch Scholars</a>, a video by two Olympia High (Washington) journalism students spotlights ignorance. Asked the state capital, students guess Seattle, even though they <em>live in the capital city, </em>Olympia<em>. </em> What countries border the U.S.?  &#8221;Canada?&#8221; says a girl. &#8220;That&#8217;s a state. Never mind.&#8221; In what war did the U.S. gain its independence? &#8220;That war,&#8221; the Civil War and the Korean War  get as many votes as the Revolutionary War.  Who&#8217;s the vice president? George Bush, Bill Clinton or &#8220;someone named Bin Laden.&#8221;</p>
<p>In a statement on Olympia High&#8217;s student newspaper site, filmmaker Evan Ricks admits the <a href="http://www.theolympus.net/ae/2012/01/30/lunch-scholars/">editing included the &#8220;funniest responses.&#8221;</a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Though there were many correct answers to these pop questions, the comments in national forums concentrate on the negative, and, as usual, do not take into consideration the amount of editing it took to get these funny, incorrect answers. So, we are taking down our video.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Taken down on Vimeo, the video was reposted on YouTube.</p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MHtDF-z77wk?rel=0" frameborder="0" width="475" height="300"></iframe></p>
<p>&#8220;<a href="http://www.kxly.com/news/30375345/detail.html">Olympia High ranks as one of the best in the state</a> in graduation rates, AP test results and SAT scores,&#8221; reports KXLY. The high school is the defending state champion in the Knowledge Bowl.</p>
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		<title>New standards require new ways to train teachers</title>
		<link>http://www.joannejacobs.com/2012/02/new-standards-require-new-ways-to-train-teachers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joanne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Common Core standards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[GE Foundation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[master teachers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[professional development]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teachers aren&#8217;t prepared to teach the new Common Core Standards, writes Stephanie Hirsch of Leaning Forward in Ed Week. Because the common core focuses on the application of knowledge in authentic situations, teachers will need to employ instructional strategies that integrate critical and creative thinking, collaboration, problem-solving, research and inquiry, and presentation and demonstration skills. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.edweek.org/ew/articles/2012/02/01/19hirsh.h31.html">Teachers aren&#8217;t prepared</a> to teach the new <a href="http://corestandards.org">Common Core Standards</a>, writes Stephanie Hirsch of <a href="http://www.learningforward.org/index.cfm">Leaning Forward</a> in <em>Ed Week</em>.</p>
<blockquote><p>Because the common core focuses on the application of knowledge in authentic situations, teachers will need to employ instructional strategies that integrate critical and creative thinking, collaboration, problem-solving, research and inquiry, and presentation and demonstration skills. They will need subject-area expertise well beyond basic content knowledge and pedagogy to create dynamic, engaging, high-level learning experiences for students. They will need greater data literacy as we shift from current accountability systems to more granular ways of assessing student learning. And, their leaders will need to champion professional learning in their buildings and back the teachers who coach and support each other.</p></blockquote>
<p>The traditional &#8220;spray and pray&#8221; method of professional development doesn&#8217;t work, Hirsch writes. What would?</p>
<p><a href="http://blogs.edweek.org/teachers/teacher_in_a_strange_land/2012/01/whos_developing_whom.html?cmp=ENL-TU-VIEWS2">Why not let teachers teach teachers?</a>, asks Nancy Flanagan of Teacher in a Strange Land. &#8220;Professional Development assumes that someone knows better than a teacher&#8221; what teachers need to know.</p>
<blockquote><p>. . .  teachers aren&#8217;t considered true professionals&#8211;and policy is leading us further away from a professional work model. We&#8217;re still talking about &#8220;training&#8221; teachers, rather than drawing on their wisdom.</p>
<p>Finally&#8211;probably the most significant reason&#8211;professional development is an education market. What would happen if teacher development happened internally, entirely site-based and tailored to particular schools and populations? It would require demonstrated, deep teacher expertise in instruction and curricular issues. Which could shift the balance of power. And it would cost very little.</p></blockquote>
<p>The <a href="http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/curriculum/2012/02/ge_foundation_invests_18_milli.html?cmp=ENL-EU-NEWS2">GE Foundation is giving $18 million </a>to Student Achievement Partners, a nonprofit which is working with teachers to develop an online library of resources for teaching the new standards at <a href="http://www.achievethecore.org/">achievethecore.org</a>.</p>
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		<title>Carnival of Homeschooling</title>
		<link>http://www.joannejacobs.com/2012/02/carnival-of-homeschooling-52/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joanne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homeschooling]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Carnival of Homeschooling is up at Cajun Joie de Vivre.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://amybayliss.com/2012/01/carnival-of-homeschooling-with-giveaway/">Carnival of Homeschooling</a> is up at Cajun Joie de Vivre.</p>
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		<title>Sallie Mae drops ‘unemployment penalty’</title>
		<link>http://www.joannejacobs.com/2012/02/sallie-mae-drops-unemployment-penalty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joanne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[College]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Under pressure from an online petition, Sallie Mae will stop charging a forbearance fee &#8211; $50 every three months per loan &#8212; to unemployed borrowers. Instead, what the private lender calls a &#8220;good faith deposit&#8221; will be applied to the balance of the loan.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Under pressure from an online petition, <a href="http://communitycollegespotlight.org/content/sallie-mae-drops-unemployment-penalty_8037/">Sallie Mae will stop charging a forbearance fee</a> &#8211; $50 every three months per loan &#8212; to unemployed borrowers. Instead, what the private lender calls a &#8220;good faith deposit&#8221; will be applied to the balance of the loan.</p>
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		<title>When the feds try to fix schools . . .</title>
		<link>http://www.joannejacobs.com/2012/02/when-the-feds-try-to-fix-schools/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 19:18:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joanne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Carrots, Sticks, and the Bully Pulpit: Lessons from a Half-Century of Federal Efforts to Improve America s Schools, edited by Rick Hess and Andrew P. Kelly, looks at what Uncle Sam does and doesn&#8217;t do well. Contributors include Ron Ferguson, Mike Smith, Larry Berger, Charlie Barone, Maris Vinovskis, Mike Casserly, Checker Finn, Mark Schneider, Liz DeBray, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Carrots-Sticks-Bully-Pulpit-Half-Century/dp/1612501214">Carrots, Sticks, and the Bully Pulpit: Lessons from a Half-Century of Federal Efforts to Improve America s Schools</a></em>, edited by Rick Hess and Andrew P. Kelly, looks at what Uncle Sam does and doesn&#8217;t do well. Contributors include Ron Ferguson, Mike Smith, Larry Berger, Charlie Barone, Maris Vinovskis, Mike Casserly, Checker Finn, Mark Schneider, Liz DeBray, Pat McGuinn, Jennifer Wallner, Paul Manna, Josh Dunn and Jane Hannaway.</p>
<p>Hess has <a href="http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/rick_hess_straight_up/2012/02/carrots_sticks_the_bully_pulpit.html">more</a> in <em>Ed Week</em> on the book and on an American Enterprise Institute discussion on <a href="http://www.aei.org/events/2012/02/01/education-2012-what-the-election-year-will-mean-for-education-policy/" target="_blank">Education 2012: What the Election Year Will Mean for Education Policy</a>.</p>
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		<title>UM crafts national standards for teacher ed</title>
		<link>http://www.joannejacobs.com/2012/02/um-crafts-national-standards-for-teacher-ed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joanne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alternative certification]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The University of Michigan&#8217;s TeachingWorks is developing national standards for teacher education, reports Inside Higher Ed. Aspiring English instructors were supposed to be mastering their craft in the teacher education class Francesca Forzani observed. Forzani, a former English teacher, looked on in horror as the students spent an entire semester debating what a high school [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The University of Michigan&#8217;s <a href="http://www.teachingworks.org/">TeachingWorks</a> is developing <a href="http://www.insidehighered.com/news/2012/02/02/michigan-hopes-set-national-standards-new-teachers">national standards for teacher education</a>, reports <em>Inside Higher Ed</em>.</p>
<blockquote><p>Aspiring English instructors were supposed to be mastering their craft in the teacher education class Francesca Forzani observed.</p>
<p>Forzani, a former English teacher, looked on in horror as the students spent an entire semester debating what a high school reading list should look like. More contemporary or classical literature? Perhaps multicultural books?</p>
<p>“They never practiced anything as simple as introducing students to a text,” said Forzani, who observed the class as part of an auditing process.</p></blockquote>
<p>Forzani, associate director of TeachingWorks, said education professors discuss issues and theories but devote too little time to the practical challenges of teaching. As a result, more than 60 percent of teachers say they weren&#8217;t prepared for the classroom in a federal survey.</p>
<p>TeachingWorks will stress &#8220;leading a classroom discussion, crafting small-group projects and conferencing with parents&#8221;  and 16 other teaching skills.</p>
<blockquote><p>. . . the goal of TeachingWorks is to highlight traits that every good teacher needs, whether the fourth-grade math class they’re leading is in Tacoma or Tampa.</p></blockquote>
<p>Forzani hopes TeachingWorks&#8217; standards will be used not just by college-based teacher education programs but also by alternatives such as Teach for America.</p>
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		<title>The Onion: Brain-dead teen to be euthanized</title>
		<link>http://www.joannejacobs.com/2012/02/the-onion-brain-dead-teen-to-be-euthanized/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 14:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joanne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Children]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized, reports The Onion, in jest.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.theonion.com/video/braindead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-te,27225/">Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized</a>, reports The Onion, in jest.</p>
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