The Onion lists upcoming changes to the SAT:
In response to accusations of cultural bias, all questions to now only refer to 13th-century Mongolia
Reading comprehension section will test students on their ability to differentiate between the foolhardy Goofus and his more responsible brother, Gallant
Eliminates stress by reminding test takers that whatever college they’re admitted to, they still won’t be able to get a job
Also from The Onion: The parents of 20-year-old Patrick Tobin have advised their son to devote himself to pursuing an improv comedy education. “Remember, this is an investment in yourself, one that will pay you back many times over,” said his mother, Rhonda.