Putting colored mud on something and moving it around can end up looking pretty, and I can look cool while doing this.
MFA- Painting, New York Academy of Art
Students who write papers using Google translate typically do worse than if they had just copied from the textbook
French, University of North Texas
There is a maximum temperature at which ants can survive.
Biology, University of Arkansas at Little Rock
The Internet kind of sucks.
College of Social Studies, Wesleyan University.
I spent 372 pages describing what Kafka meant by everything he didn’t write.
Humanities, University of Louisville
Can’t we all just get along? Get along my way, that is, not everyone else’s wrong way.
Political Science, Reed College
Canadian diamonds are hella old.
Geology, University of Alberta
Looking continuously at nothing but a 2 foot wide square piece of soundproofing board for a couple of hours straight with an EEG strapped to your head reveals very little about visual attention.
Psychology, University of New England
I stared at kids playing videogames to prove that kids like playing videogames.
Psychology, University of Denver
When stars blow up, they make lots of different shapes; turns out this is for lots of different reasons.
Astrophysics, The University of Sydney
Using the word “discourse” makes you sound really sophisticated.
Communication and Culture, York University
I scared rats with a fire alarm and measured how high they jumped.
M.A. Experimental Psychology, The University of Toledo
A McGill physiology major writes: “Well, I basically cured Cystic Fibrosis.” Really?