Students Last, a humor site, visits The Haunted School. “A robot-like coed sporting a Teach for America t-shirt and a forced smile . . . promised to guide us through the house” but mysteriously disappeared.
“Michelle Rhee” leapt at our oldest child trying to tape his mouth shut. As my son cowered behind me, she threatened to remove my tenure while menacing me with a copy of the Common Core.
A second TFA guide appeared, but quickly vanished.
In the next room, “Executioner Andrew Cuomo” threatened to execute our school if it failed to make Adequate Yearly Progress.
When the third TFA guide abandoned the group, “we wandered into what we thought was a roomful of zombie children but it turned out they were actual kids just preparing for the specialized high school exam.”