Working as a volunteer teacher for underprivileged children was fulfilling, writes “Megan Richmond” in The Onion.
Was it always easy? Of course not. But with my spirit and determination, we were all able to move forward.
Can We Please, Just Once, Have A Real Teacher, fourth-grader “Brandon Mendez’ responds. |
Just once, it would be nice to walk into a classroom and see a teacher who has a real, honest-to-God degree in education and not a twentysomething English graduate trying to bolster a middling GPA and a sparse law school application. I don’t think it’s too much to ask for a qualified educator who has experience standing up in front of a classroom and isn’t desperately trying to prove to herself that she’s a good person.
I’m not some sort of stepping stone to a larger career, okay? I’m an actual child with a single working mother, and I need to be educated by someone who actually wants to be a teacher, actually comprehends the mechanics of teaching, and won’t get completely eaten alive by a classroom full of 10-year-olds within the first two months on the job.
How about a person who can actually teach me math for a change? Boy, wouldn’t that be a novel concept!
“We’re not adopted puppies you can show off to your friends” on Tumblir, Mendez writes.
I can’t afford to spend these vital few years of my cognitive development becoming a small thread in someone’s inspirational narrative.
Via Teach for America’s new blog, Pass the Chalk.