Nation’s students to give schools another chance

Nation’s Students To Give American Education System Yet Another Chance, reports The Onion.

WASHINGTON—Despite years of putting up with underperforming teachers, overcrowded classrooms, and a gradually deteriorating educational experience, American students reluctantly announced Tuesday that they would be giving the nation’s public school system yet another chance this fall.

Students conceded they’d “probably kick themselves later” for deciding to enroll once more in a system that has let them down time and time again.


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