Patriotic gore

On The Onion’s patriotic issue:  Restoration reveals blood-thirsty new verses of the Star-Spangled Banner.

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  1. Of course, there are more verses to the anthem than most people know about:
    http://www.purewatergazette.net/asimov.htm

    And while not terribly graphic, it’s not sweetness & light either:

    “Their blood has washed out their foul footstep’s pollution.”

    is a real line in the full song/poem.

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