My teacher is an alien

One in three British children aged five to 16 thinks one of their teachers is an alien, reports The Metro.

Three-quarters of children believe extra-terrestrials exist somewhere — in or out of the classroom — and 72 percent think aliens would be peaceful and friendly.

However, more than nine in ten of 16-year-olds could not name all eight planets in the solar system.

Well, odds are the alien teachers come from farther away than Venus or Mars or, um, you know . . .

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  1. Dictyranger says:

    Not necessarily. Agent J’s elementary-school teacher was from one of the moons of Jupiter, if I recall correctly.

  2. “Eight” planets? Sorry, but I’m one of those folks who still believes that Pluto is a planet.


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