One in three British children aged five to 16 thinks one of their teachers is an alien, reports The Metro.
Three-quarters of children believe extra-terrestrials exist somewhere — in or out of the classroom — and 72 percent think aliens would be peaceful and friendly.
However, more than nine in ten of 16-year-olds could not name all eight planets in the solar system.
Well, odds are the alien teachers come from farther away than Venus or Mars or, um, you know . . .