Ms. Cornelius walked into school before 7 a.m. and broke up a fight between two girls while the school cop stood gaping.
I am sure the copper was stunned by my mad skillz as I put Dummy Number 1 up against a wall before she went back for a third helping of butt-whupping, but really . . . You can’t move faster than a middle-aged fat lady?
But one of my students who witnessed the whole debacle emailed me a .wav file of Darth Vader saying “Impressive.” Now that made me laugh after a long, hard day.