Mister Teacher reposts his classic welcome letter with friendly reminders to parents at Learn Me Good.
Remember that school starts promptly at 8:00, and your child should be in his/her seat, ready to work when the bell rings. Please do NOT set your alarm clock for 7:55 and expect to get here in time for your child to have breakfast.
Students are to come to school every day with at least one sharpened pencil. If you can afford a PS3 and WWE Pay-Per-Views every other weekend, I’m sure you can afford a couple of lousy pencils.
Homework is to be done the night it is assigned — BY THE CHILDREN! We know that you mean well, but you’re really not helping if you don’t know your long division from your lines of symmetry. (You know who you are)
Via Lightly Seasoned, who’s wondering how raccoons broke in to her second-floor classroom.