In The Great Grade Bailout, Gently Hew Stone proposes federal action to ensure that failing students don’t fail.
So every slacker who sat there and chose to finish a class with a 2% grade will now get to graduate, which is perfectly fair. Uncle Sam will guarantee the success of every student in America. After all, what with the obesity epidemic, most American kids are “too big to fail.”
Students won’t even have to show up to class!