Despite rumors, Boston Latin School has no vampires among its elite students, says headmaster Lynne Moone Teta.
“Supposedly 3 students believe that they are vampires and today when a student was bitten the police were informed,” wrote one student in a message to TheBostonChannel.com. “I heard that one girl was arrested another suspended.”
Police, however, denied reports that anyone at the school was bitten.
If your school has to issue a press release denying your vampire problem, you’ve got a problem, writes Moe Lane (via Instapundit). We’ve all seen the movie, so we know what happens next:
… there’s going to be a few more people gone, and then there’s going to be a couple more, and there’s going to be some conveniently-upcoming big shindig and the bloodsucking fiends are going to be converging en masse on the conveniently-stake-free walking smorgasbord. Just like clockwork.
Lane has practical advice on “what to do when one of the gore-lusting leeches comes smashing through the walls looking for your precious bodily fluids.” Read the comments too.