McSweeney’s posts the Facebook News Feed version of Hamlet.
Polonius says Hamlet’s crazy … crazy in love!
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Hamlet are now friends.
Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.
Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent.
Ophelia removed “moody princes” from her interests.
Hamlet posted an event: A Play That’s Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family
The king commented on Hamlet’s play: “What is wrong with you?”
Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.
Polonius is no longer online.
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Let’s hope kids will not try to use this as an even-shorter-than Cliff’s (or Sparks’) Notes version to study Shakespeare!! LOL
That’s funny! I might print it out and share it with my students after we finish Hamlet in a couple of weeks.
oh wow, that is precious!