Area Teen Accidentally Enters Teen Center, reports The Onion, satirically.
SANDUSKY, OH—In a moment of confusion, area teenager Eric Dooley briefly walked into a local teen outreach center Tuesday, a place that neither he nor any of his teenaged friends would ever knowingly enter. “Oh, geez. I’m sorry,” the 15-year-old said as he quickly assessed the four battered foosball tables, outdated PlayStation console, overly friendly counselor, and garish orange and purple paint scheme — all intended to appeal to him — before exiting the facility in less than six seconds.
“Dooley reportedly joined a gang later that afternoon,” the story concludes.