Find joy in a physics textbook

Greg Forster explains How a Physics Textbook Changed My Life on Jay P. Greene’s Blog.

He starts by disagreeing with Jay Mathews’ claim that textbooks are obsolete. Not all teachers can teach well without a textbook, Forster argues. Take his high school physics teacher, who didn’t use the tetbook.

He spent the whole class illuminating the subject matter in his own highly motivated way, bringing in unusual examples and exploring subtle nuances.

As a result, his teaching was incredibly engaging to the few students who shared his intense interest in the subject, and completely useless to the majority who did not. They needed to be walked through the basics slowly and carefully – sort of the way a textbook does.

One of Forster’s lab mates was completely lost. He offered to help her, starting by urging her to read the textbook and ignore the teacher.

She went from a D to an A.

And you know what? I’m married to that girl today.

Textbooks have their uses, he concludes.

And did you know that As Time Goes By is a physics song? Read to the end of the post for the lyrics.

Judge blocks 8th-grade algebra mandate

California’s school board decided all eighth graders should be tested in algebra by 2012 in accordance with state standards. But a Superior Court judge has blocked mandatory algebra.

The state superintendent, local school boards, administrators and the teachers’ union say California doesn’t have enough qualified math teachers to get everyone ready for algebra in eighth grade.

Stinky doll

It’s taken a generation — and some high-tech chips — to go from Betsy Wetsy to . . . call her Patty Potty. From the Washington Post.

Put her on her little pink plastic toilet. Press the purple bracelet on Baby Alive Learns to Potty. “Sniff sniff,” she chirps in a singsong voice. “I made a stinky!”

This season’s animatronic Baby Alive — which retails for $59.99 — comes with special “green beans” and “bananas” that, once fed to the doll, actually, well, come out the other end. “Be careful,” reads the doll’s promotional literature, “just like real life, sometimes she can hold it until she gets to the ‘potty’ and sometimes she can’t!” (A warning on the back of the box reads: “May stain some surfaces.”)

The mess made by the $39.95 Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Gotta Go Doll, (“Over 60 phrases and fun sounds!”) is more hypothetical. Once she is placed on her little toilet, a magnet triggers a presto, change-o in the plastic bowl: “The ‘water’ in the toilet disappears, with the expected ‘potty waste’ appearing in its place,” says manufacturer Mattel. “Your child can then flush the toilet. The ‘water’ will reappear, while the toilet makes a very realistic flushing sound!” And then comes the applause.

Not from everyone.

But, despite the complaints of the anal retentive, doll-and-toilet combos are supposed to be a hot gift item this year.

Double standard for stairwell sex

Dr. Helen wonders why a 13-year-old Philadelphia boy was suspended for 10 days for having sex in a stairwell after school while his female partner, an eighth grader, wasn’t suspended.

Her and him don’t know English grammar

Guest blogging on Core Knowledge Blog, Fred Strine laments the ignorance of his fellow teachers, now known as “facilitators.”

Of my 28 colleagues in the English dept. only one other geezer and I know what a direct object is. My grammar diagnostic test routinely given to 7th graders in the 70s proved way too tough for my current high school TEACHER colleagues. Our Language Arts department has no Standard English textbooks. The facilitators wouldn’t use them anyway. “Besides, nobody cares about stuff like subject-verb agreement anymore,” I’ve been told. Meanwhile glaring errors such as, “Her and me feel the same,” pass muster with both students AND their facilitators.

Strine just retired from teaching after 36 years, taking his knowledge of the direct object with him.

Obsolete textbooks

Most Textbooks Should Just Stay On the Shelf, argues Jay Mathews in the Washington Post.

Textbooks still make good dictionaries, with glossaries at the back. They also reassure parents, who don’t get to see teachers in action but are comforted, in a perverse way, that their kids’ schoolbooks seem just as dry and predictable as theirs were. But like the newspapers that have been my life, textbooks are creeping slowly toward obsolescence. Jay Diskey, executive director of the school division of the Association of American Publishers, said his companies are moving into “Web sites, podcasts, electronic books, software, courseware, online tutoring tips, educational games, video products” and many other ways to learn.

Big books have failed to hold the attention of teenagers leafing through the pages with music blasting in their earbuds and text messages filling their cellphone screens. Facts and ideas, in my experience, are more likely to sink in if introduced in group exercises, exploiting the adolescent urge to belong. Teachers have their classes organize book clubs, recreate the Constitutional Convention, raise animals, write and perform plays, publish online magazines.

I realize many textbooks are poorly written and stuffed with so many pictures and sidebars that they’re hard to follow. Electronic books will not cripple your backpack-wearing child either. But can we really dispense with texts to live in a brave new world of zine-writing and group projects?

American girl victim

While most American Girl dolls live in an interesting historical era, the 2009 model, Chrissa, is a contemporary girl coping with fourth-grade bullies (“relational aggression”) at her new school. In addition to books, Chrissa will star in an HBO movie.

Mamapundit, a fan of plucky Kit, the Great Depression doll, thinks Chrissa is a dud.

. . . American Girl dolls teach their young owners about important stuff like slavery, Native American heritage, life on the homefront during WWII and living as an orphan during the Victorian period.  The dolls, along with the books that come with them, really do manage to teach some history as they entertain little girls.

Bullying isn’t new, she argues.

Isn’t there anything more notable about our era for girls to learn about than “relational aggression?”

Strollerderby also thinks Chrissa is totally lame.

What about engaging stories, to, you know, distract and cheer up all the kids who are suffering relational aggression?

My daughter was a little old to get an American Girl doll — and I was too cheap. But, after my mother sent a doll to my niece at my address, I got all the catalogs for 10 years. I had to sell my house and move away to escape.

Rise of the ‘reform realists’

Arne Duncan is supposed to find common ground between System Defenders, traditionalists who want more money and no accountability, and the Army of the Potomac, who want to hold schools accountable for results, write Checker Finn and Mike Petrilli on Education Gadfly. Local Controllers who “want Uncle Sam to butt out of education policy — but to keep sending money,” are Republicans, and probably ignorable.

Is there another way? Gadfly advocates “Reform Realism.”

We embrace standards, assessment, and accountability; we believe that America’s achievement gaps are morally unacceptable, socially divisive, and politically unsustainable; and we recognize that for the U.S. to remain secure and prosperous in a dangerous, shrinking and flattening world, our education system must become far more effective.

But as Arne Duncan has learned in Chicago, we also believe that federal action too often yields unintended and undesirable consequences. Uncle Sam would be wise to adopt medicine’s maxim of “first do no harm.”

The feds would set common standards and tests, while the states would handle accountability for schools that don’t do well.

Update: National standards isn’t a realistic goal, says Matthew Ladner. And he says it in Pig Latin!

The U.S. advantage

The U.S. is losing the college race with other countries, writes Joni E. Finney of the National Center for Public Policy on Higher Education in Forbes.

Other nations are rapidly expanding their higher education systems, chipping away at our comparative advantage in the global economy.

Not a problem, responds George Leef on Phi Beta Cons.

Our comparative advantage in production and innovation is not in having dipped deep into the pool of possible college students earlier than other nations. Our comparative advantage lies in the fact that the United States has heretofore been the least controlled, regulated, and taxed of all the major nations. It’s no more important for us to be the “leader” in producing college degrees than it is to be the leader in producing steel, growing alfalfa, or making wine.

We’re not prosperous because we’ve invested in higher education, Leef writes.

The truth is closer to the reverse of that. Only a very affluent country could afford to have a higher-education system that costs so much and produces so little.

Actually, I think a number of poor countries have very inefficient university systems. Students stay in college for many years because there are no jobs for them if they finish a degree.

Update: Achieve’s new report, Benchmarking for Success, tells states how to compare their students’ performance with “world-class” achievement overseas.

Rudolph the Non-Religious Reindeer

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, now officially certified as secular, is back in the kindergarten concert at Murraysville Elementary School in Wilmington, N.C. The song was pulled when a Jewish parent objected to the song’s “religious overtones,” specifically the reference to “Christmas.”

School board members, administrators and attorneys listened closely to the song’s lyrics and decided the song was secular.

Rudolph is about “a flying reindeer, not a religious symbol,” said the assistant superintendent.

Via Teacher Magazine’s Web Watch.

Rudolph was written by a Jewish songwriter, as are about half of the most popular Christmas songs.

According to Wikipedia, Rudolph’s brothers include Robbie, Rusty and Ralph, “an overweight, emotionally-damaged reindeer” with an infra-red nose good for defrosting Santa’s sleigh and warming up toast and waffles.