Roaches in the chart paper

Miss Brave has become the chief roach exterminator at her New York City school.

I come to school a full hour before first period starts — when the only ones in the office are me and the roaches — and I used to be able to use that hour to get some work done, but now I use it to kill roaches.

The custodian’s solution was to throw out the heavily infested chart paper, but Miss Brave needs that paper.

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  1. Now that the story is public, I imagine the custodians’ union will put a stop to Miss Brave’s unauthorized extermination activities.

  2. Put it in the freezer.