Lost at the pageant

Why is it that one fifth of Americans can’t find the U.S. on a map? It’s hard to imagine a tactful answer to the question. At the Miss Teen USA pageant, Miss South Carolina settled for complete incoherence. The video is a dumb-blond joke brought to life.

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  1. Robert Wright says:

    We can’t find the U.S. on a map because we watch beauty pageants on TV.

  2. She “re-answers” the question here.

  3. Walter E. Wallis says:

    I can’t name the 49er starting quarterback.
    And I don’t know JJs middle name. Dumb me, huh?

  4. Catch Thirty-Thr33 says:

    Walter – Your comment reminds me of an ancient (from 1985) article from William F. Buckley on the definition of “smart”. Fun stuff.

    As for this pageant contestant: her ramble is PAINFUL to listen to. PAINFUL. When Jim Rome repeated it multiple times on his radio show earlier today, I HAD to turn off the radio.