From a site devoted to mnemonic devices comes:
Students, Pretty Pretty Please, Remember Your Jackets
The first letters of the words remind us of the major rivers of the western shore of the Chesapeake Bay. (Susquehanna, Patapsco (which forms Baltimore Harbor), Patuxent, Potomac, Rappahannock, York and James. Then we point out major rivers on the Eastern Shore — Elk, Chester, Choptank, Nanticoke, Wicomico and Pocomoke — and ask the students to create a mnemonic for themselves to remember these.
Wouldn’t it be simpler to move to another state?