It’s back-to-school time at the Carnival of Education, hosted by Matthew K. Tabor.
Mister Teacher writes a letter to parents. Among other things:
# Let’s agree that a 2-pound bag of Hot Cheetos and a liter of Dr Pepper does not constitute a healthy lunch.
# Dogfighting, convenience store robbery, and “making it rain” will not be tolerated. In other words, don’t let your child emulate a professional football player.
Siobhan Curious wonders if she should be “mean till Halloween.”