In a mock disaster drill at a Burlington, New Jersey high school, the fictional hostage takers were right-wing fundamentalists angry about separation of church and state. The Nose on Your Face presents Top 9 Other Disaster Scenarios Considered for Mock Drill. My favorites are:
8. On a violent bender after the end of his Presidency, George Bush takes over a classroom and gives grammar lessons….
5 (tie). The final results of the third grade class president election bear the unmistakable fingerprints of Karl Rove. …
3. At the end of a playground game of â€œWho Has The Smallest Carbon Footprint?â€, a student proclaims they she has â€œwon,â€ emotionally marginalizing dozens.
Seriously, is it really necessary to identify the political or religious beliefs of the mock attackers?