Florida State is cutting the academic fat to focus its resources on athletics, reports The Onion.
SARASOTA, FLâ€”Bowing to pressure from alumni, students, and a majority of teaching professors of Florida State University, athletic director Dave Hart Jr. announced yesterday that FSU would completely phase out all academic operations by the end of the 2010 school year in order to make athletics the school’s No. 1 priority.
The academic subsidiary had become a “major distraction,” Hart said.
Via University Diaries.