In Scotland, an elementary school renamed classes so that everyone is in 1a, reports the BBC.
Bonnyrigg Primary School had called its classes 1a and 1b but some parents of children in 1b said it left the youngsters feeling second best.
The classes will now be known as 1ar and 1ap, incorporating teachers’ surnames in the new titles.
To be fair, some parents thought the change was idiotic.
Via Tongue Tied.