No 'intelligent design'

“Intelligent Design” doesn’t explain America’s schools, President George W. Bush said today, according to Scrappleface, a humor site that makes things up.

“A lot folks claim that the public school system is irreducibly complex, so there must have been an intelligent designer,” said Mr. Bush, “But I believe our public schools advance by mutation and random chance. They have evolved into an unwieldy beast with an insatiable appetite.”

Bush placed his faith in “survival of the fittest.”

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