The state board of education in Kansas plans to hold hearings in May on the “intelligent design” theory of the origin of English, which claims that the language was constructed in the early 16th century by a committee of unknown experts guided by a Supreme Grammarian.
The “theory of linguistic creationism” holds that “English was created directly by God five hundred years ago at the start of the Great Vowel Shift so that the King James Bible could be translated into it.”
And one Language Log staff writer who declined to give his name, speaking briefly with a reporter while waiting in line at Language Log Plaza’s café, the Latté Linguistica, snapped: “Intelligent design my ass. Have you looked at the lie / lay situation? It’s a total disorganized mess. One thing I’m sure of: we’re not looking at the product of a perfect mental organ created with the guidance of a higher grammatical power.”
It’s not perfect, but it’s pluperfect.