Dogs go beyond obedience at a canine academy in Monterey. The Onion reports:
Dogs who attend the Kylee Alternative Training Institute are exposed to a “creative canine learning environment where less emphasis is placed on obedience,” director Morgan Kylee said Monday. “We believe in helping our students to discover their own potential, rather than forcing them to conform to the traditional idea of what a dog should be,” Kylee said.
Dogs are encouraged to find their own parameters for carpet messing and barking. School motto: “If it feels good, chew it.”
Parody? Well, it’s from The Onion. Think about it.