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Congratulations to Michael Lopez of Highered Intelligence for winning, for the second year, Hatemonger’s Quarterly’s Horrible College-Student Poetry contest.

lots of U.S. deserve the pain and pillage
supersized lives drenched in a desert of misery
grown fat on the cries of pain we see
not me but lots of U.S.

Drenched in a desert . . . Yes!

Lopez beat out Commander Cool, who penned the immortal lines:

They tell us are God gave us the land
But then why is it also claimed by those people from sand
-y places that have there own God and he gave it to them too?…
I ask you.

Hatemonger’s gives extra credit for bad spelling and grammatical mistakes.

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