Here’s Don Hagen’s political quiz.
10: What techniques are best for maintaining discipline in the classroom?
CONSERVATIVE: If just one student misbehaves, severely punish the entire class.
LIBERAL: Force boys who refuse to settle down to take psychotropic drugs, such as Ritalin and Prozac.
LIBERTARIAN: Anyone who doesn’t want to be in class can leave.
COMMUNIST: Anyone who doesn’t want to be in class can be made an example of.
16: A cup with that only contains half a cup of water is…
CONSERVATIVE: half full.
LIBERAL: half empty.
LBERTARIAN: an example of shortages caused by government control of our water supply.
COMMUNIST: an example of inequitable wealth distribution caused by the inherent social injustice in free enterprise.