Shark offers, courtesy of the Tavis Smiley Show, Top Ten Signs It’s Time Mount a Hostile Takeover of your School District. Number 9 sign:

The superintendent orders all school bulletins rewritten in 9th grade English because too many teachers can’t understand 12th grade English.

Allegedly, all are true.

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    Holy. Shit.

    Thank you.

  2. I wonder how many of these occurred in district with elected school boards.

  3. That’s what I love about America: Everyone is entitled to be an idiot! And still, we are the greatest country in the world. Scary, isn’t it?

  4. I recognize a couple of these stories from Kozol’s _Savage Inequalities_.