Crossed eye

It was inevitable: Next year, Bravo will air a one-hour special, “Straight Eye for the Queer Guy.” The straight guys will offer tips on: “power tools, proper garage decor, the basics of pro football, doing your hair in less than two minutes and, of course, sports event etiquette.”

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  1. Walter E. Wallis says:

    Thank God women ar too classy to get conned into crap like this.
    Otherwise, what is there to live for?

  2. What about “Lezzie eye for the cream pie”?

  3. jeff wright says:

    > Thank God women are too classy to get conned into crap like this.

    Was only half-watching, but I could have sworn I saw an ad on TV tonight for round two of the show about marrying a millionaire. Coincidentally, we got our cable bill today. Quality television is such a bargain.

  4. Ken Summers says:

    Yeah, Jeff, subtitle is “We found another group of gullible dolts who didn’t think we’d try it again”.

    Also, there’s a show about some gal who got snookered into dating a bunch of homely guys, instead of the studmuffins she expected. Subtitle: “We’re Reality Show producers, we wouldn’t lie to you.”

    BTW, the comic strip Tank McNamara did a week of Sports Eye for the Queer Guy a few weeks back.

  5. Well, there’s various makeover shows for women. A popular one on BBC America is called “What Not To Wear”. They’ve done one guy, but most of the “victims” are females, who have been set up by friends and family.

    At least in “Queer Eye”, the guy himself asks for the makeover.

  6. David Jacobs says:

    That’s nothing, we have now reached the pinnacle of reality programming…someone is putting on pay-per-view, “Can you be a porn star?”. No joke, winner gets a contract with an outfit to make a real porn movie. I’m not sure where we go from here…Who wants to be hung upside down and flogged on national tv….

  7. Walter E. Wallis says:

    Most inovative suicide?

  8. Ken Summers says:

    I’m still expecting a Fox version of Survivor:

    Twelve contestants
    Twelve knives
    Last one standing gets the money

  9. Mark Odell says:

    Ken Summers wrote: I’m still expecting a Fox version of Survivor:

    In this connection, I can recommend the film Series 7: The Contenders (2001).